feel the rain on your skin

inside u are two wolves. one that wants to go on a little walk with a tasty drink and one that wants to lay on the floor and go “uuuugggghhhhhh” forever

she’s a 6 but due to inflation she’s a 10

Abolish men playing videos on their phones out loud in public places

me finding my new hyperfixation meal

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

Me: I’d love for you to meet my pitbull House guest: oh I didn’t know you had a dog Me, about to open the door to a bald man in a suit: what

Announcing my engagement on Spotify wrapped day bc it’s the day I know the most people will be using Instagram 💅

do u guys think washer & dryer machines are actually friends or are they just like work friends

lot of fakes out there but apparently this is the official list

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

obsessed with writing things on a to do list that could be done in 30 seconds

marry me and receive my dowry: instagram follows from 8-10 of my closest friends

Barstool Georgia Tech Dr. Lowe, Intro to Marketing

taylor swift is better than me cause this would have been my reputation tour intro x.com/sassygayroot/s…

I want to raise my children in the Roku city

“what’re your post grad plans!”

the hottest girl you know is having a really tough time right now

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me