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Excited for this one. #herloss Drizzy Saint Laurent Don

2 random songs into #herloss and all I can say this … this is the Drake we want. 🔥

My kids asked what’s for dinner? I’m working a double, eat the Advent Calendar.

I love Twitter and hope Elon Musk makes improvements. But damn if the blue check isn’t a dumpster fire. Before I knew you were who you said. Now I just know you paid 8 dollars. Why no identity verification to get it? The checks no me mean nothing to me.

Test.

#Twitter has been my fav social media app for a decade. When a political figure, athlete, celebrity, news publication, or even local police department wants to make a statement they do it here. Not FB, not SNAP, here. I hope it survives this chaos. Elon Musk, don’t ruin it.

You can reduce your stress by not having a strong opinion about everything.

Gentlemen, it has been an honor shitposting with you

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Are there 3 people it’s possible to want to smack more than Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 sitting next to each other and smirking?

This is the most painful interview I’ve seen in a while. She doesn’t even let the guest speak. Why does she still have a job?

Season premiere should always fall on my birthday, because this year I got an amazing present: a new version of the Real Time with Bill Maher theme song done by one of my fav bands of all time, @GREENDAY! To no one’s surprise, they killed it – big thanks to Billy, Tre, and Mike!

BREAKING: House Democrats are pressing Kevin McCarthy to DENY George Santos access to classified information. RT if you AGREE Santos must NOT be given access to our secrets!

I watched and it was amazing 😂 #ChrisRock

Who is the most overrated artist in their genre? I’ll go first and there’s no comparison. 21 Savage. No hip hop talent at ALL. #hiphop

The irony Verizon would text me this. They offered the same when I got my iPhone 14Plus - $1,000 credit for a phone in any condition! - and even gave me paperwork for the credit. Only to find out, 4 days later, they were only giving me 120 dollars. Plan now 30/mo more. Scam.

This is for those who keep asking me, Bill, you’re great at roasting the peddlers of woke nonsense. Why don’t you go all the way and join us?

I am asleep. This is a scheduled post. Turn off your phone and go to sleep.

I'm in shock. Anne Burrell, you are one of my favorite chefs ever. I'll miss "Secrets of a Restaurant Chef", your personality, and your joy in the kitchen. I'm sad you'll never enjoy another Bolognese, or teach us how to make it. You were born to do what you did. God bless.