Finally back at work. Would have returned sooner but was locked out of my laptop by what I thought was a forgotten password, but was actually my username. I forgot who I was. Locked out of my own laptop by some sort of metaphor.

It’s only when you become a parent that you truly discover just how much of the floor is made of lava

Surely it can’t be long before ancestry.com have to announce that we’ve completed it. Joined everyone up. Fully mapped. Mission accomplished.

Just popping in to report that the episode of Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom ‘Journey to the Centre of the Earth’ (Season 2, Episode 39, 2013) is pretty much the exact plot of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023). Also one is much better than the other.

Musk has been loved but it's over now Musk has been good but he's lost it somehow Musk has been loved But it's over now From the moment limited All our unverified accounts

I’m just saying Nev and Kamie would have bust this Wooten thing wide open years ago

Are we not all pronouncing the ‘X’ as a smoochy kiss sound? Cz I just asked @strnks if he had sent any *smoochy kiss sound*s today and he had nfi what I was on about

What I wouldn’t give to work some sexy content design readability magic on the parkrun UK results emails. Lemme at it.

I can’t remember ever actually leaving a gig ever that early in my life before. I’ve seen talk of the Strokes having ‘sound issues’ last night and it was absolutely not that. They played a shitty setlist and didn’t give af. YeahYeahYeahs were, however, blindin.

Not sure what the point of sharing this here is, but next week I’m installing an art exhibition in the world’s smallest museum - the clifftown telephone box in Southend. It’ll have diaries on fabric and a let you contact the dead instagram.com/reel/CyV_NAmIz…

Thought-Provoking Artwork leigh-on-sea.news/thought-provok…

Hello binfire hellsite. 1 week left to catch my exhibition in the world’s smallest museum - a little red K6 telephone box in Southend. A local paper have called me “a thought-provoking artist” so please address me as such from now on ok thanks byeeee x instagram.com/reel/CzuDe67Ln…

Anyone know wtf is happening over on the Isle of Grain?! The whole estuary horizon appears to be on fire, thick billowy smoke visible from Southend…

Weirdly this makes more sense than the real reason 😏

No idea who’s still lurking here but my annual embroidery exhibition for The Leigh Art Trail starts tomorrow. Details and PRESS COVERAGE 😎 littleleighstitchery.com/arttrail

Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?