The Great War (St John’s Version)

Is OpenTable the new Ticketmaster??

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

canada must feel like they are living above a meth lab

I genuinely couldn’t give even the tiniest of shits that Starmer met Taylor Swift. I do care, very very much, that the UK are supplying arms to Israel.

hey boss sorry I can’t come in this week I’m waiting to see if democracy disintegrates

remember to be kind to yourself today. keep looking at your phone, keep scrolling. keep neglecting your basic needs, descend further into the darkness. do not engage with the people in your life telling you to log off. they don't understand you like we do, they never will

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

no worries if not

Since LA is on fire and part of the south is frozen, I think it’s a good time to remind everyone or tell for the first time that ChatGPT and other forms for AI are contributing to the rapid warming of our planet.

SUCH A WELL DESERVED WIN 😭

I fall for fool's spring every year because I'm addicted to hope & believing that life will get better

Hamdan Ballal — the co-director of No Other Land — has been kidnapped and beaten (and allegedly lynched). The fact that there is barely any coverage of this is horrifying.

Hey. These tariffs have me thinking about how taxing it was to lose you. Let’s settle this dispute and reinstate the flow of trade between us for the benefit of consumers. It hurts me to think about you in the market context and we’re both poorer for it

people who have been using the em dash long before ai know that it’s the jazz riff of punctuation, the tightrope between intuition and impulse, the trapdoor for digressions—it’s the writing fidget spinner for centrifugal thinkers

googled my symptoms and it turns out i just need to be in italy sipping espresso and eating my weight in pasta.

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

The genocide is in its final stage. Any remaining people in Gaza are either starving to death or being intensely bombed. An entire indigenous population exterminated right before our eyes and we did nothing. Nothing.

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?