I finally can post my favorite joke from “The Naked Gun”!

high key want them to do an orlando season with batshit disney adults starring melissa mccarthy

coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

If you’re gonna destroy the Department of Education, go ahead and destroy my student loan debt right alongside it.

lol all you suckers who spent years of your life learning a new language 🤣 I hope it was worth it for the neuro plasticity and joy of embracing another culture 🤣

You don't have to like Charlie Kirk to realize that a shooting in a crowded area at an event meant for attendees of different political beliefs is really, really bad

eddington really is the movie of the year

I’m a bit surprised by the number of seemingly sensible people that fell for the ‘change my mind’ pretense of campus political debates and imagine these events as some kind of good-faith forum for engaging with different political views

Some say Eddington is good. Others say no, Eddington is bad. More importantly, Eddington is here

Love to tell a fundamentalist Christian nationalist that I'll see them in Norse pagan heaven

Brushing your teeth at night should count as a work out

Discuss.

Therapist said I should stay home and eat candy and drink beer all day and not work and have a girlfriend who pays for everything and my life finally makes sense

Trump gave this guy billion in American taxpayer funds and he’s blowing it on a rock show to promote his book America First, my ass.

There needs to be studies on the contemporary Right's inability to distinguish between advertisements and the daily life of the average person.

So bad ass that for the last two weeks he’s like I’m fatter than fuck and I’m not going to heaven. Been there brother.

The "everyone is 12" guy remains undefeated.

Major TV shows that started & ended during ‘STRANGER THINGS’ run: • You • Loki • Dark • Barry • Ozark • Andor • Arcane • Atlanta • Snowfall • Riverdale • This Is Us • Cobra Kai • Killing Eve • Big Mouth • Luke Cage • Derry Girls • Westworld • The Crown •

Wife and I are thinking about going to see One Battle After Another and she didn’t realize it was 3 hours long