The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made

booing is one of the coolest things that a large group of people can do and one of the best uses of hater energy

"An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.” — Henry David Thoreau

Just finished watching a movie, and I shall now begin my post-movie watching tradition of Googling who everyone in the cast is married to.

I unfortunately love buying and owning products :(

My Google Drive storage is full do you guys think I can delete my AP US History essays yet or will I need those

Describe corporate America in one pic. I’ll go first:

something very sacred in my life is Floortime. it is the time of day where I just lay on the floor for a bit and contemplate. if you’re feeling down and haven’t tried Floortime you’re sincerely missing out

MAX AT THE ERAS TOUR HE’S THERE TO SEE HIS GOOD FRIEND ELAINE

I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.

you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house

nike women’s sports ad narrated by doechii oh my god this is so good

mentally i’m here:

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

your honor you lowkey had to be there