[listening to all-girl band Pitchfork gave Best New Music] Shawties on squad mode. And they can let it rock? Mmm.... [merges without signaling

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Nothing hits like being 14 and going to grandmas house for thanksgiving and jacking off in the bathroom after dinner

from now on i am only taking polaroids and showing them to people in person

going for a “cousin walk” alone, in my apartment. the clinking sound of the bong against the filthy glass coffee table. i forgot it was thanksgiving

Learn to freak the fuck out and panic. Everything needs a reaction

jon repetti these OBAA takes are like if you watched phantom thread and talked about whether the movie is pro- or anti- poisoning your significant other with mushrooms

personally i am loving this trend where fully grown adults brag about drinking milk

this tariff would make america great again by encouraging wine production in the rust belt

$1m consultant said “spotify wrapped for your cell plan” and a room full of verizon execs started honking like geese

Trump giving the rare “remembering that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice” press conference.

this man is 94 years old. most of our social norms should obviously not apply to him. best of luck to you sir on your health, happiness and wellbeing

(awkward pause at the orgy) uhhh whats everybodys favorite type of rope

calling these people alcoholics is stolen valor from true drunks who put down a heroic amount of alcohol that most of us are simply not brave enough to consume

In just a year, Trump created his own parallel security force, loyal to him and his cult of revenge, hell-bent on terrorizing and killing us. Continuing to fund this execution force is material support and complicity in sponsoring a domestic terror organization.

as someone who does not live in minneapolis this is humbling to watch. i am in awe of their bravery and resolve

if this is what they do to american citizens in broad daylight imagine what they’re doing to disappeared immigrants at black sites all over the country

DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--" (Taps drawing of chihuahua) "There's only one thing he quieros."