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The Wheels on the Bus was written in 1937 but motorised buses date back to the 1890s. There was a forty year period where people were just getting on buses with no idea of what was going to happen.

Keir Starmer has described the situation in Gaza as "intolerable on many levels", just not the one where Britain stops arming Israel

the hottest people you ever meet are really autistic about music

the tempest is kind of like shakespeare's end of evangelion

on the phone with the insurance company trying to figure out what the $286,349 charge on my bill that's coded "HPKB" is, and finally the fifth person i'm transferred to informs me it's for "horse playing keyboard"

the lion does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

They took this from you

The one time James O’Brien tells the truth he gets cancelled lol.

You took my Epic Bacon out of context at the Tesla Diner Complex

fame would change me so fast i would immediately start killing and eating people

Something Gaza has exposed is just how nakedly careerist so many politicians and journalists are.

Say it everyday but I truly can’t believe Starmer chose this to be his legacy. Starving an imprisoned population will define his premiership. Taking office after 14 miserable years was the widest open goal in history and this is what you did with it. The shame is beyond words

since when is it the Police's place to call for non-criminal investigations and suspensions of journalists

retweet if no it didn't

it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

girl so help me god if you don’t put your fucking records on

in another life i would have really liked just smoking crack and listening to fleet foxes with you

it remains insane he's never just apologised for this, and spent months, years even looking people in the eye and claiming he didn't say something that is on video.