People realise that IKEA UK is not a crèche nor a playground right?

Shops need to start considering child free shopping hours!

Im supposed to have every single character in #Succession at the beginning right?

Hey MANGO I must’ve missed something. Organised a home collection for a return. No label received on email, so used the one in the box - #evri refused to take as not the right label. What is the right label?

Unless Phillip Schofield’s ex-lover contradicts his version of events to The Sun & BBC, then it’s time to stop this relentless persecution of a guy who’s lost everything and looks right on the edge to me. He doesn’t seem to have committed any crime, and he’s not a Govt minister.

Agile & matrix organisation are words that don’t go together. You can have one or the other but not both. And if a company says you can THEY ARE LYING.

Gotta love a corporate cock block

Having a relaxing bath. Listening to the neighbours new born baby crying one side, and the miserable bat the other side shouting at her husband. #bliss #peaceatlast

My sister was assaulted on her way home yesterday around NW on the Jubilee Line. He tried to intimidate her and when she started filming him for proof, he then attacked her. She's reported this to the police but if you recognise him please let me know.

Imagine having the brass neck to tweet this when you don't even think Mary Earps' kit is worth selling. #Lionesses

Prince William, President of the FA, isn't travelling to support the Lionesses in the World Cup Final. Queen Letizia of Spain is going with her 16 yr old daughter. NOTE British Royal Family is the MOST EXPENSIVE in Europe ⏬️ (2021) Spain the cheapest. ALSO NOTE British

Prince William fails you. Rishi Sunak fails you. Count Binface steps in. Come on England! #Lionesses #wwcfinal

Glad I paid for an upgrade to club with British Airways to then be told they are ‘unblocking’ the middle seats to fit more people on. What a waste of money!!

How ridiculous that every place in @NCLairport that serves food is closed once you’ve gone through security!! It’s only 17;50!!

"The government sucks, the weather is awful, job hunting is terrible, we get paid terribly, the NHS was really good now it is not funded nearly enough. "No, I'm not particularly proud to be British. "I'd rather be French!"

200,000 voices for choice! Thanks to everyone backing a more compassionate law. #YesToDignity petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6535…

#YesToDignity

When Vodafone UK call centre becomes your stalker - how many times a day is it acceptable to call someone? And how many times does an existing customer have to decline your calls for you to get the message?

Love having my Sky bill increased by £27 but yet still can’t use my tab when it’s windy 🤨 #valueformoney