I have never been more nervous than going head to head with COMEDY ICON David Koechner Listen to this TONIGHT in your PINK bubblebath. smooches ❤️

...are all our dads gay

I’m so single that I’m sitting here wondering why my dad has left me on read.

Hosting a night of stories about what we learned this last year, from the likes of Michelle Collins Andrew Ti Ellington Wells Erin McGathy Danny Ricker Judith Shelton. Join us! It’s via Dynasty Typewriter so you know it’s going to be good. dynastytypewriter.com/events-calenda…

😐 how you have to be when someone says “do do” on a zoom meeting

legend I Love Baking & Ur Mom had me on her snack podcast and I was star struck the whole time. Give it a listen OR a watch on YouTube ❤️✨💥❤️

Ya sure I’d love to be a mom but I just don’t have the instagram aesthetic for it

Im gay for Christmas

I never seen American Psycho, should I peep or nah?

The dreamy lineup we need right now, this week on #SelfCareComedy: Atsuko Okatsuka addie weyrich Ellington Wells & DJ REAL, hosted by Sean Keane! Tip to pay these fine performers! eventbrite.com/e/self-care-co…

I’m opening for hilarious comic and taurus hottie Cara Connors #straightforpaycomedy April 23rd!!! Get tickets now!!!

Guys, please don’t feel pressured to post fall memes. You really don’t have to be the first one. Its still 100degrees in LA. “As soon as one leaf falls…” Can’t we let a few more go down?

You wanna remake something? Remake Wings, set it on Turks and Caicos, and put the pilot in sweatpants. You’re welcome! #sweatpantspilot

Sammy needs to go straight to jail. What he’s doing in the villa is against the law. Lock him up #LoveIsland

Me and this young cricket are touring SALT, play/dance we wrote to Cyprus and London. It’s inspired by Euripides’ Medea with Jason and Medea a pair of ruthless LA artists out for money, clout and power. If any of you psychopaths are in either of those locations, hit me up!

I showed my dad ahmet muhsin on insta and he looked at me like he wished he could abort me

Kisses for Christ

I am starting this new job tomorrow Its an exciting new start up called Begging my parents for money

Now that everyone’s gay, what are some other things I could do to piss off my parents?