Props to Ian Eagle for shouting out the iconic Debra Winger during the Clippers-Mavs game.
cc: Donny Divanian

You know things are bad when they're titling the Lakers Spaces things that the DNC puts in email headers

Embiid on the Nurse exchange: “I told him, respectfully, to stop bitching about calls”

Need an oral history of the DOUBLE BANG.

if you’re wondering how Lakers fans are doing I’m in a discord where one guy has proposed that all refs live in league-run housing and have their communications monitored, and another wants “AI officiating”

Subscribe! Katie is a great writer and she needs cash to play the broken Alien slot machine during summer league.

Finally we can get to what people love about the playoffs: every team complaining about the refs ad nauseum

If he’s going to be this testy, there’s no way the Merovingian is going to hire AD to assassinate the Keymaster.

AD: if I sit here long enough then it’s like I won too

Wasting his last years playing crunch time with Spencer Dinwiddie and Taurean Prince, my word

SIMMONS: New Taylor Double Album

SIMMONS’ DAUGHTER: Yes, we didn’t know it was going to be a double album

SIMMONS: this is a heat check moment for her. Like Steph pulling up from 30.

GLADWELL: funny you mention that. She references the 1830s in a really interesting way

Happy 4/20. God bless us, everyone.

So many 4/20 blessings.

Once again no one can throw a jump ball in the NBA playoffs.

When Kelly Oubre was complaining about the Knicks giving out free tickets to celebrities, he was talking about Matthew Modine.

It’s a 4/20 miracle!

The Knicks’ failed recruitment of LeBron James arguably reconned the ending of The Sopranos.

Feels wrong that they put Magic-Cavs on TruTV but that’s Adam Silver for you.