Darren King (@darrenking101) 's Twitter Profile
Darren King

@darrenking101

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linkhttp://buffalosummer.net/ calendar_today30-11-2009 18:24:47

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Conajam (@conajam) 's Twitter Profile Photo

interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance” me: interviewer: me: you don’t remember me do you?

John Kennedy (@frazzlemygimp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

CHARLIE: [gets golden ticket] Grandpa I want you to come to the factory with me GRANDPA: Thank you Charlie! [they embrace] OTHER GRANDPA: *getting out of bed* Cool, guess I’ll go fuck myself

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

8,000 years ago, Britain had so many trees that a squirrel could go from John O’Groats to Land’s End without touching the ground.

Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A BROADWAY SHOW ABOUT A PIZZERIA AND THEY MAKE ACTUAL PIZZAS ONSTAGE AND SERVE THEM TO THE AUDIENCE AND THE PIZZA IS SO DELICIOUS BUT THE SHOW IS GODAWFUL AND SO IT CLOSES BUT SOMEONE BUYS THE THEATER AND TURNS IT INTO A PIZZA RESTAURANT AND THEN THEY DO A BROADWAY SHOW ABOUT IT.

Losing it (@prophethusband) 's Twitter Profile Photo

breakfast: black coffee, overnight oats with sunflower & pumpkin seeds lunch: lentil soup with carrots and onions, zero calorie vitamin water dinner: 11 beers, net of babybel cheeses and cigarettes also