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Ted Travelstead

@trumpetcake

I'm not everyone's cup of teeth.

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You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose out of a pile of severed noses, from memory.

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those salad bars with raisins

specifically the ones where they piled them in the brown ceramic containers that they also put the dressings in

with that little dressing ladle in there, no special 'raisin scoop'

me back at my table 'dang it I forgot to ladle myself some raisins'

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New COLLEGE TOWN w special guests Ted Travelstead & Alison Rich!! Hosted by Seth Morris and me!

We talk feuds, grudges and what’s in the apple butter! Listen in!! 🧡

Produced by Scott Aukerman Brett Morris Comedy Bang Bang

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New COLLEGE TOWN w special guests @trumpetcake & Alison Rich!! Hosted by @sethismorris and me! We talk feuds, grudges and what’s in the apple butter! Listen in!! 🧡 Produced by @ScottAukerman @brettsperminute @ComedyBangBang comedybangbangworld.com
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One of my dearest friends, Matt, who has been kind to me when I needed it most, given me a place to stay, and so much more—has hit hard times in L.A. He's trying to get home to live near family. Please consider putting a few bucks in.

gofund.me/45a5f2bf

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I have not been able to promote this until now, but it’s just amazing and I’m thrilled to voice one of the characters. All episodes of season one available TODAY on Max! Created by Joseph Bennett and Charles Huettner

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If you don’t give your jack-o-lantern ears how am I supposed to whisper it my secrets without my hair catching on fire?

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