2023 and we’re speculating on The World at One about whether the Tories will float bringing back the death penalty as a potential vote winner. Christ on a fucking bike

Roger Waters - The Dark Side of Pink Floyd. Nasty bigoted old git bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

How brilliant is it when your teenage kids come in and tell you to turn the music down #winningatfatherhood

Corbyn’s long term far left ally and former lover says something about her equally useless discredited far left ally . And this is news ⁦BBC News (UK)⁩ ? Pull the other one. Next up - Truss not as crap as she was made out to be says Truss family pet bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

So according to Hancock apologist James Bethell he deleted a ton of Covid sensitive WhatsApp messages because his phone ran out of storage space…(BBC Radio 4 Today)

“How much of a moron was he?” Asks a Tory MP. A big enough moron for those morons to put in charge of a pandemic that killed tens of thousands of our loved ones. That’s how big a moron, you Tory moron 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Had almost forgotten about Cruella and then up she pops BBC Radio 4 Today , the SoS for Daily Mail Headlines, spitting blood and tin tacks. Apparently if we don’t agree with her bile we are “unpatriotic”. Fuck you Suella Braverman , all the way to hell

Team Gary ⁦👍⁦Gary Lineker⁩ . Fuck off Cruella you nasty, nasty girl bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

I so rarely look at Twitter these days I’m always mildly surprised it’s still going. Anyway about #TrumpForPrison I hope the cunt gets locked up and rots there . Ban me now Twitter please.

No pal, you’re going to hell you cunt and hopefully soon #teamstormy bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

For the love of god how much do the Democrats want to gift Trump the election? The largest democracy in the world and the governing party can’t find a half decent electable candidate? bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

What the actual fucking fuck is going on? #pissontheparade bbc.co.uk/news/uk-654308…

“Thanks for waiting, we’ll help you shortly” Oi Direct Line I’ve been listening to this message and the worst recorded music for 30 mins. The best way a customer services business can help customers is by answering the bloody phone!!! #megafail

Lying arsehole of the day 👉 Robert Jenrick

This seems perfect after yesterday in Iowa 😆🤣

How typical of the mafia of the mediocre that is the Tory Right, 2 B meeting about the failings of the 1st 1/2 decent PM their party has produced for a long time, while he’s meeting the president of #Ukraine, to moan that he’s not right wing enough. Who votes for these assholes?

Yep, I’m on yet another 1974 Diamond Dogs/Soul Tour vibe. Here’s the great man strutting his stuff. #BowieForever #DavidBowie

🤔 “What on Earth is a prostate?!” We took to the streets to bust some prostate cancer myths. And to clear a few things up. Separate fact from fiction and help save lives. Take our 30-second risk checker now. #MensHealthWeek

Only ever travelled Ryanair once, years ago. Today was a needs must emergency. Talk about “Fuck You We Don’t Care Air”. A mixture of shambles and complete contempt for customers

After 16 years on Twitter, this is my last post. “The X Factor.” #digitalpainting and #collage .