my warrior golem saw a sunrise for the first time and now he won’t fight anymore. he just sits there

This summer im gonna behave like future if he was a girl

This summer ima be outside so long ima be so musty I can’t think or sleep

who else lowkey 3 hundred yeaers old

I go through death and rebirth alot. It's why I'm so sexy.

I can’t talk here. Email me

I just met a girl named South Eastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority

All adventurous women do.

Plug leaving me on delivered for 2 months and posting shit like this

how it feels preparing to defend addison rae’s coachella vocals

‘Men with ipads is ladies’ is a breathtaking construction. Men is ladies. Men Is Ladies

Just overheard a girl tell her friend that she (the friend) is “drunk on symbols”

This lady i work with saw a guy slip in the snow and she said it was "like watching a video on instagram"

this post perfectly sums up everything i hate about current “wellness” trends online

You look like you get in hella car accidents

gay guy photographer instagrams be like. Jack in february

asking my boss if i can go play outside

My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much