You cum once and now you’re the cummer

T cause it has a flared base

unfortunately i cannot succumb to eternal torment rn even if i wanted to. for i am in my tube

having a stroke as a hobby

(upon hearing my patient is in cardiac arrest) What did they do lmao

How the fuck dr pepper got a doctors license

I’m on accident

hey girl id like to see you chug three bottles of gatorade

whose spiders are these

CUDDLIN w A TWINK FEEL LIKE u LAYIN ON the REMOTE 😭🤣

I KEEP MY HEADHAIR SHORT AND MY PITHAIR LONG. BITCH.

My body is made from legos

i’m like if a guy was gay

The first time I posted on Reddit someone replied and said “wrong sub” so I just deleted my account

called in homo to work

i just shot myself 34 times

computer if that even is your real name