A truly magnificent effort from the Mail on Sunday, whose front page is a poll on the King’s popularity - with a sidebar on Angela Rayner - and absolutely no mention whatsoever of the thrashing the Tories have just received in the last major polls ahead of the General Election.

🚨 BREAKING: Sadiq Khan has won the London Mayoral Election

🔴 LAB: 1,088,225 (43.7%)
🔵 CON: 811,518 (32.6%)
🟠 LDEM: 145,184 (5.8%)
🟢 GRN: 145,114 (5.8%)
🟣 RFM: 78,865 (3.2%)
⚪️ INDP: 47,815 (1.9%)

3.2% swing from Conservative to Labour

Ivanka Trump wasn’t a private citizen while Donald Trump was in office. She was his Senior White House advisor who received trademarks from China for voting machines, body bags, & caskets.

Ivanka’s charity got $100Million from Saudi Arabia

Who else demands an investigation? 🤚

Congratulations my friend Sadiq Khan on a brilliant victory.🌹

This is a massive win for your progressive values against a nasty, lurch to the right, climate denying Tory campaign.

If the Conservatives think this is their future message, it will fail….

Laurence Fox loses deposit after failing to become London Assembly member standard.co.uk/news/politics/…

Can see & accept a case for voter ID now that it's established & could be politically problematic for Labour to revoke, but the range of valid ID needs to be drastically revised to be genuinely accessible, equitable, inclusive... & free if needed!

One of the questions I get asked most (apart from 'Why'?) is 'As well as Ceefax, will you bring back Channel 4's peerless Bamboozle quiz?' So to celebrate me being elected mayor this week, here it is, humans: I present BINBOOZLE 2024! #VoteBinface

the London mayoralty election is brilliant, you get to:

- trigger loads of gammons by voting for Sadiq Khan

- get more Ceefax with Count Binface

- fire Susan Hall into the sun 👋

and all for FREE. Democracy at its very finest 🎉🗳️

#LocalElections

In London the Britain First candidate was beaten by a guy with a bin for a head whose main policy is to reinstate Ceefax

Bravo

“Down with fascism, up with Ceefax”

That's certainly a campaign I can get behind

Well done Count Binface on beating the Britain First candidate 👏👏

The beautiful and unique English football pyramid.

Where two teams can play each other last season, and next season will be in the elite league and non league respectively.

Ipswich Town. Premier League
Forest Green. National League.

Susan Hall and Rigged trending.

The Gammons are losing their shit.

And I love every second of it!

Feed me your tears, racist cunts!

😘

Hey Laurence Fox thought you’d appreciate the news 👇🏼👇🏼

Proves Londoners have functioning brains and make sound, measured decisions based on facts and experiences rather than noise 😁

Great news isn’t it.. something for you and Creepy Calvin to chat about eh

You’re v welcome

Count Binface got more votes than the Britain First candidate in London 🤣👍
Count Binface #Brexit #LocalElections2024 #IrelandIsRising

Ah yes my favourite day in politics. Sadiq Khan gets re-elected and the very worst people have a total meltdown 🎉 #gammonocalypse #LondonMayoralElection

Look at this at Ipswich 😍💙

WE'VE DONE IT.

We are Premier League.

This is bollocks. No votes have been counted. So the race is not closer, or not closer, than polls suggested. This isn’t journalism based on facts. It’s sensationalist crap.

Happy Birthday to Chris Packham a tireless defender of wildlife, animals & natural world & wise voice of care & compassion for this precious planet in a sea of greed, exploitation & ignorance. We need more like him Chris Packham Megan McCubbin