The -ber months are superior and it’s not even close

if you can’t handle me at my worst then honestly you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really really good

How many people did you infect?

"If you're sick, just stay home 'til you're well again" = seen as an outlandish, unrealistic, selfish, unimaginable request "If you're immunocompromised or worried, just stay home forever" = somehow seen as realistic and not at all unfair, b/c ofc we don't have lives or matter👍🏻

Important announcement for all HCW who say "it's my body" when asked to mask up: "Yes, it's your body, but it's OUR F*@CKING AIR! Show me which is yours and which is mine, so we don't need to bother with masks. How will you mark it off? Pen? Highlighter? Rope? Crime scene tape?"

This isn't abstract. Ending vaccine mandates will kill children. Any one who is trying to do this should be removed from office immediately.

they aren’t talking about it monetarily. they mean aura points/social status. they don’t want to be “othered” so they stop caring about themselves and those around them

These aren’t actual “costs” of masking. These are complaints, just like doctors used to complain about handwashing, sterile needles, and not being able to smoke in the office.

best way to win an argument gotta be eating their birth certificate. im not fighting with a chump with no birthday

My 2013 self is gonna spend the next six weeks blubbering over this, and my 2013 self runs my 2025 self so good luck and godspeed to everyone who has to deal with me

I miss when most of the internet was this, instead of JARVIS's slow cousins that suggest Elmer's glue as a substitute for marshmallow fluff We've traded Fun Stupid for Dark Stupid and nobody won

Adding: Stop telling yourself that the people who are still masking/responding adaptively to the present pandemic are doing it because it’s easy for them, while it would be hard for you. It isn’t easy for anyone. Some of us are just doing it anyway.

“Black Americans are at least 1.5 times more likely to contract COVID-19 & 4 times more likely to be hospitalized, according to early pandemic data. Additionally, the Harvard Medical School found that Black children are more than 5 times as likely to die from the virus.” Mask Up.

"stop overthinking" oh thanks never knew there was an on and off switch to it

They knew about asbestos for decades, but kept letting construction companies build with it They knew about radium, but kept encouraging public use 'til some girls with disintegrated jaws sued them Can we PLEASE stop playing But Teh Govewnment Knows What's Best Fow Me 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Read the science. ~500,000 papers on SARS-2. Neurocognitive impairment from “mild” & asymptomatic infections—even in kids & young adults. If you’re a scientist or MD still huffing unfiltered air… maybe you need a cognitive screen.

We are governed by some of the dumbest people in the history of this country, proudly, unashamedly, openly moronic and ignorant, and I am genuinely not sure how the US ever recovers from this. These people make George W Bush and Sarah Palin look like savants.