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A youth centre? How long was his speech?

On no account should this be disseminated, especially not using #TophamGuerin or #palantir or Topham Guerin or Palantir

Oh Taylor Swift goes to watch Kansas City Chiefs does she? And? Elton John, Jeff Lynn, George Harrison and Eric Clapton go and watch Worcestershire, so whatever.

@TheJazzDad Born 9 nil up and reckons she scored three hat tricks...

Jacob Rees-Mogg How disgraceful of you. You were warned about this. Your father wasted a fortune on your education and your entitlement, arrogance and ignorance mark you out as one of the worst, most duplicitous people in British public life. Sooner you are voted out the better.

Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles

I got an advance copy of Ten Years to Save the West by Liz Truss

RIP Derek Underwood. Proper Bowler..

Hope they are all kicked out.

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

Rishi Sunak Your wife?

There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

🚨🚨🚨ELECTION DAY EXCLUSIVE!🚨🚨🚨 The spacetime continuum has just gifted me this documentary newsreel from 2034 which asks THE TORIES - WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Laura Kuenssberg seems to be finding it hard to be in opposition #bbclaurak

Anyone know how Liz Truss's first day at Microsoft is going?

I do think we should get more credit for hosting France’s annual riots while they have the Olympics. Proper Entente cordiale

This "ordinary, decent" person is Jack Aaron, who previously praised brutal Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad as "gentle by nature" and described President Putin’s use of force in Ukraine as "legitimate".

Ed Davey

Seeing Gregg Wallace trending reminds me of one of the all time great Twitter exchanges