Sometimes I wonder what Facebook on a computer looks like #iPhoneX #facebook #applenews

#GermanShepherd #boxer #puppylove #puppiesofinstagram

Well my house smells like dog poop and bleach ! #puppy #puppytraining #potty #GermanShepherd #boxer

Waiting for my puppy to shit is worse then waiting on the microwave and treadmill minute . #puppies

I feel like when my generation is nursing homes instead of fall risks bracelets it will say #Hypochondriac #Millennials #google

All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning.

I'm going to try to actively tweet which means You can expect 5 tweets from me in the next 48 hours & then nothing for another 2 years.

The Taliban remain active on Twitter daily while President Trump is blocked. Why is a terrorist organization permitted access over a U.S. President?

#NewProfilePic

we all have different beliefs but surely we can agree that carrying around a mason jar to use as a water bottle is impractical

The worst part about a new month is an empty sticker board! #HeroToZero #CarSales #WhatHaveYouDoneToday Boring Car Salesman Brad W Kris Cooper

Sold this bad boy the other day #Alfaromeo #AwakenTheDrive #Giulia Alfa Romeo Alfa Romeo USA Nationwide Car Sales

#AwakenTheDrive #AlfaRomeo #Giulia #4c Alfa Romeo App

Hey buddy nice advice. I'm happy you never go back on your word. #SyriaHoax #DefendTheLand

No one got involved in our civil war ! President Donald J. Trump President Obama please come back we need you.

Yeah, for one, if we were going to diss another restaurant we'd have more than zero likes and RTs after 13 hours. x.com/carlsjr/status…

How long till #hashtags are a thing at #funerals

Don't celebrities read any tweets we write tothem Jimmy Kimmel Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner P!nk BEYONCÉ

Will Danity Kane be our way to bring down the Trump family ? #ImpeachTrump #DanityKane