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Boring Car Salesman

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Today we are having a sale on our in-stock vehicles. That means we are hyping a sale on our in-stock vehicles but we will also take the same deal if we don’t have it in stock. We would all prefer to sell stock today at our in stock sale.

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Today a customer called to get an update on her car. She purchased 24 hours prior to calling me and I told her when she purchased that it would be at least 3 weeks. She asked if I would let her know when it arrives and I said that I would. I bet she calls again within 24 hours.

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I stopped for gas this morning and the lady in front of me had minimum 200 lottery tickets to go through. I thought the morning rush at a gas station might not be the time for this but she thought otherwise. #winner #gagnon #UNCLE

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I was looking for a sedan on the lot today with a customer when she saw a station wagon she liked. We ended up looking at both and she’ll get back to me soon.

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Another month end is in the books. Tomorrow we will start a new month and I’m looking forward to new programs. Hopefully lots of people come into the dealership in August because I would enjoy that.

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This morning I spoke to a lady who was walking our lot looking for a really specific, rare used car that I didn't have. I asked if she knew what the internet was. She said that she did. I gave her my card.

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Today I sold one station wagon and one SUV. I didn’t sell a sedan today. When we were closing, I took a phone up on a hatchback so that likely won’t lead to me selling a sedan either.

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A customer brought timbits to work today for our staff. I asked if there was any old fashioned plain and she said that there was. I said thank you.

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Today I had an argument with another sales person about who was going to buy coffee. It probably went too far but in the end another sales person stepped in to settle the dispute by buying us both coffee. He the real mvp. #🐐

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This weekend it seemed like I was exchanging alot of text messages with other dads trying to figure out who has what for skate sizes. Hopefully I need to make at least 3 trades because then I will get at least 3 quick pints in with the boys. #dadshare #hockey

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A customer who bought a used car 11 months ago came in today complaining about her brakes. I asked if she used them at all in the last 11 months and she said that she did. I walked her over to service and had myself a coffee while I was over there.

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I was listening to Dr Jordan B Peterson on the Joe Rogan JRE Podcast Clips today and think it would be nice if those two did at least 3 more of those. If they recorded more podcasts together I would be delighted to listen to them.

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My Tim Hortons coffee cup say rrrroll up the rim to win but whenever I rrrroll up the rim, the cup asks me to Please Play Again. So far I have rrrrolled up 17 rims in a row and I’m getting tired of this game. #loser

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A woman asked if her payment would go down if she put more money down. I said yes. She asked how much it would go down. I said it depends.

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The Maple Leafs had a big game tonight against the Stars. I was hoping to watch it but Paul Romanuk was commentating with Greg Millen. Instead I watched Scandal on Netflix with my wife. We are up to date on Scandal now. #TMLtalk

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I was trying to leave work to start drinking for St. Patrick’s Day. An up came in the showroom, so I quickly rolled underneath a showroom car to hide but then the other salesman and the up got inside the car. I waited it out and now I feel like I deserve a green beer right away.