See this why NIL deals should be on a game by game basis, no way I’m paying a Mfer 100 k and his hellcat car note to lose to Georgia tech

Brett Favre is simply concerned with the welfare of these young players. To learn more Google “Brett Favre welfare.”

I guess they just not fuckin with me

“Neurologists would whistle like mechanics if they saw your brain”

Sports bettors are now 18-2 since 2017 when betting the moneyline against teams Ted Cruz shows up to support in person. They would have profited $2,926 if they placed a $100 bet on each game.

hi yes my neighbors are italian

The women I’m Dayton is A-10 bc when she with me she’s Flyer

Too political?

Make a 2-15 NFL team pick 6th in the draft and their fans will make January 6th look like a picnic

white guys be like my name is matt

Smoking Big Doinks - Young King Dave (2017)

Seen more people at a FIU football game

WHATS GOOD SEX PEST @ANDREWCUOMO

Moms will send texts like “Hey kids! Dad’s full body transplant went well thank god 🙏 We’ve known about it for months but didn’t want to worry you! Also I quit my job and we moved to Florida. Text Aunt Laura for her birthday.”

when you drop generational brown and its a phantom wipe

How I walk up to the bartender on a Friday night at Buffalo Wild Wings to request South Florida vs. North Texas on the big screen

would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room