girl nap

Boy math is having 12 bodies but delivering zero orgasms

pride and prejudice (2005)

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see :)

Alas, the bouncer must search the contents of my bag…..he finds a thousand empty vape juice bottles, strange trinkets, my half-eaten nut bar……for a brief moment he knows me more intimately than my mother. he rifles through the dark confines of my mind. & he is sickened

Sigh…imagine sloppy here

this is how it feels to smoke a drunk cigarette

happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now

telling my kids they were Adam and Eve

😶

sorry humpback whale 85 life isn’t always fucking fair

turns out i don’t actually have autism i’m just weird and not good at hanging out

idk Netflix CAN i watch it live ??

staying weather aware @ the Indy 500 Max Velocity