Kyle Thiem
@Kyle_Thiem
NWS Lead Meteorologist; IMET (T); former Tornado Researcher/Mobile Radar Operator/Chaser (for SCIENCE!) @ OU. NFL/Cowboys fanatic! Politic enthusiast.
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📢For the fire weather community📢
A Fire Weather Meteorologist position is now open at the Rocky Mountain Coordination Center, working on behalf of the National Park Service. Located in Lakewood, CO. More information here: usajobs.gov/job/783674800 & linkedin.com/jobs/view/3873…
#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 5: December 5th
“Three Little Birds” and🕊️
“Lava” from Pixar’s Lava,🌋
Echo through the day🎤
“Two Oruguitas”,🐛
Dirty Heads’ “Crow Bar Hotel”🐦⬛
Are babe’s lullabies🎶
Bardic efforts strive👨🎤
To entice Theo to sleep.💤
This dad’s sacred charge🫡
#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 4: Dec 4
“Sleep when baby sleeps”😴
Is quaint but absurd council
One gives new parents
Shall I then prepare👨🍳
To feast when the babe doth feasts?🍖
Or bathe when babe bathes?🚿
A moot point as he
Forsakes slumber’s sweet embrace
And woefully weeps😭
#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 3: December 1st
I witness my son 👶🏼
Defecate in front of me 💩
As he squirms, unfazed.
Golden, liquid poo 🤢
Adorns the changing table
As I watch in shock😳
I hasten to cleanse 🧼
In horror I plead for aid 🙏
And God replies: No. 👎
#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 2: November 30th
Feed, Play, Chill, & Sleep 💤
The ceaseless cycle repeats
With structured chaos
As my thoughts descend😵💫
Into madness, his smiles
Warm my weary heart❤️
Soon thereafter flows
A tide from his tiny lips.🤮
One more onesie soiled