#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 1: November 29th

So my watch begins: 👀
My wife’s profession resumes👩🏼‍💼
She toils, as do I

Now through December 🗓️
I care for my newborn son 👶🏼
And panic sets in 😰

Never have I had ⏳
Such abundant time, yet I
Accomplish little ⌛️

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 2: November 30th

Feed, Play, Chill, & Sleep 💤
The ceaseless cycle repeats
With structured chaos

As my thoughts descend😵‍💫
Into madness, his smiles
Warm my weary heart❤️

Soon thereafter flows
A tide from his tiny lips.🤮
One more onesie soiled

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 3: December 1st

I witness my son 👶🏼
Defecate in front of me 💩
As he squirms, unfazed.

Golden, liquid poo 🤢
Adorns the changing table
As I watch in shock😳

I hasten to cleanse 🧼
In horror I plead for aid 🙏
And God replies: No. 👎