A Southern Nobody ๐
@ExLibrisNemo
Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
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10-03-2019 00:32:24
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Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
Gamboling toward greatness
Joanne Mason
@JoanneMason11
Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
Jon ๐ฌ
@JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Ingenuous Firebrand ๐
@ING2Firebrand
Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
G
@stevensongs
What I donโt know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Tandy
@dantypo
โAbandon all hope, ye who enter.โ If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
Flinnie
@flinnie
I'm a delightยฉ. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Texas Courtney
@AlaskanCourtney
Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. ืื ื ืืขื ืืฉืจืื. #TeamIronWill
Gingerbread Florida Man
@Junebagio
No shirt. No shoes. No dice.
Lady Demosthenes
@LadyDemosthenes
A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. Iโm just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
Cheese For Everyone!
@CheeseForEvery1
Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
Max von Side-Eye
@SvenTystnad
I like to watch movies, eat cheese, and brag about it. Writing stories now and publishing on https://t.co/KQItLk3TAG ๐โโ๏ธ #FilmTwitter #Humorist
Amy ๐๐ฆ๐ซ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
@WaltzingMtilda
Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Rufus T. Firefly (sworn enemy of Rakell)
@hoggomcswineass
Habitual beer and whiskey drinking husband/dad of one. Usually the reason why we can't have nice things.
Toad
@ItsToad_
https://t.co/Cq9K1I6dQD Arbiter of Truth Retired Boy Scout, 2nd Class Best grilled cheese sandwich maker in the world
Snarky Tea Smuggler
@SullyBobbi
Proud wife, mother, and American. Conservatarian/politically homeless (*not* Republican). I don't watch Fox, but nice try. *Madcap hijinks ensue*
Elijah the Middleborne
@TheMiddleborne
Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to FIVE redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
George Wept
@GeorgeWept
Conservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane. Still #WithDeSantis. Pray for Israel.๐ฎ๐ฑ โSโIโDโEโEโYโEโ โIโNโ โBโIโOโ
I'm Jeff ๐ป
@fyvie2
I just Tweet here. Masculinity is never toxic. I like your dog. Twitter is the new gibbet. Cowboy up. I live with a rabbit, you can't hurt me.
Kyle Beckley
@Kyle_Beckley
We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged
Rick Mick
@frickmick
Whattup ! ...flyfishing, meat lover, watercolor painting, investing, laundromat owner, foodie, my pronouns are: 'are you gonna finish that ?' #TRUMP-hurry
Krkazz
@krkazz
Mom, animal lover, GIGATT
LMEd
@LilaBellEd
LilMcRed
@LilMcRed1
God Bless America ๐บ๐ธ ๐Happy MAGA Month,NO DMs
Professional hope dealer
@_uneven_Steven
Crisis counselor. DD-214 enthusiast. Here to build a robot army and conquer the internet. My DMs are open if you have something you want to get off your chest.
Michi312 4Ever๐ซโจ๐
@Yogababe69
Chicago raised North Side 1st Gen Cuban American Patriot Latina GenX ๐บ๐ธ๐จ๐บ ๐ฎ๐ฑ Animal lover & Rescuer๐พYoga๐ง๐ป FPS Gamer ๐ฎ#BacktheBlue๐ #2A
Elizabeth Harrison ๐บ๐ฆ๐ปโฎ๏ธ๐บ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐ซง๐ฆ
@ElizabethHarr32
Claims examiner. Fur mom. Daughter. Sister. Aunt. Friend. Ally. Lay speaker. Tarheel. Caniac.
mastigia
@ergonoatia
https://t.co/ubLKxtbEkP Married with cats. Student of hidden history. Shitpost connoisseur. ๐ฆถRunner. ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ธ Misanthropologist.
Andy
@hibgia
No pronouns. I prefer 'bucko' or 'scooter'. ER RN. Christian. Pro 2A. Conservative.
Michelle McClure
@mc40136
Hoyvin
@Hoyvin2
Johnny Moline ๐ ๐ด๐ฆฉ๐ฆ
@johnmccumber
InfoSec and risk mgt. Author. Educator. Retired USAF. ๐ผ We are all just pensioners here, of our own device. ๐ต
Bill Carpenter
@DadBillC
Resisting leftist tyranny. How about you?
Johnny Judgmental
@JohnnyJudgeU
Johnny is #art. Johnny is #humor. Johnny is #Cleveland. Johnny is everywhere. Living, laughing, learning. Professional X commenter and humor enthusiast.
Future Zek
@No_1_You_See
2nd Amendment is the fail-safe. #LetsGoCanes
Mrs Tweet
@smithynimmy
conspiracies are always partially true.#Detroitrock #lessismore #all governments are corrupt, trust no-one, but your instincts! ๐ซDM & I BLOCK
Sir Joshua, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot
@sirkerjostalit
Catholic. Follower of Jesus Christ. Knight of Columbus. I work with numbers for some reason. I was once KERJTALIT. GOD BE PRAISED
Stacy
@stacygarrick47
Ryan
@relmz32
Programmer in Pennsylvania.
larry hickey
@late2thedeath
u.s.Air Force, mechanic, 2a supporter, happily married, don't do dms because see sentence before this, libertarian, and dad jokes
Elon Musk
@Elon84682
Personal Interactive Account reaching out to my supporters randomly on X ๐
Cassandra ๐
@CassandraK3383
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Dievs
@Liventals
If only you knew how bad things really are
amejatrends.com
@AmejaTrend9351
https://t.co/poNUT3JCnf is a fantastic Fashion Designer. Pure Quality with 10% discount and World wide shipping available here.
Jeremy V
@JustJeremy0770
Son, husband, dad, granddad, , ex-dirtbike stud, slight gear-head, redeemed sinner
Woofer
@MtWoofer
Gen X. 2A defender. NW Hillbilly. Big Sky native. ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ No DM's please.
AUGal1981
@augrad1981
Travel, Old Movies, Auburn Tigers, Fishing, , #WeRemember, Wanderer
Pearl Applegate
@PearlApplegate
Pretty salty Xennial. Bleeding heart for true troubles. ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ๏ธ๐บ๐ฒ๐คฃ๐ถ๐ฅ
Lee Whatley ู
@USMCRogue
Proud Constitutional Patriot. I am a Christian. If you wanna know anything else, just ask...
Chris Pribisco๐บ๐ธ๐๐จ
@PribiscoChris
Local 18 IUOE, Gas and Oil pipeline industry, forestry industry. Music aficionado, chicken wrangler, Libertarian Conservative. Meat Eater, small farmer
Leigh Carter
@cartercode7
Historical Fiction writer, support first responders and military. Citizen PD volunteer. #MAGA #Trump #NRA. Truth Social: Leigh Carter@NotL8Leigh
The Book of Not Sure
@EnlightenedCode
Orgasms Arrive by Divine Gift. by EnlightenedAI.
Taha Rashik
@taharashik
Endless Roaming
@endless_roaming
Posting photos using various camera phones taken during my travels around the world. Happy to answer any questions.
Kylie
@Loretish13875
Keep moving forward courageously, because you deserve a better future.
BagratKudryavcev
@BagratKudr44928
Maureen Turner
@TurnerGardens
Living the best life!
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@wanderfall9
Texas born, Midwest raised. Traditional Catholic. Conservative. Pro-military. #1A #2A #Prolife Pronouns: doo-wah/diddy-dum/diddy-doo ๐ซ DMs
JennK๐๐ฆ
@jenniferkrneta
lighten up Francis. this place is too damn serious. IG @jenkrneta. #alopeciasurvivor
Goat Lover Club
@GoatLoverClub
Welcome to @GoatLoverClub We share daily goat contents. Follow us if you really love GOAT.
Leigh Thomas Brown๐บ๐ธ
@LeighBrown
Pro-SMALL business conservative with common sense and a smile. Mama, wife, child of God. No idea what life has in store but looking.
Tatankadunk
@NojTatanka
define me and negate me.
under construction
@no0content
under construction
๐บ๐ธRandall Silva ๐บ๐ธ
@randallsilva
Red Blooded America First Patriot | DMs will not be answered, donโt send one | Trump is our President | Biden is lost in space | I am not a bot | #FAFO
Major Storm
@MajorDst
Observing and Reporting (Parody /Comedy Account)
PapaJoe 2.0
@joefu82
'...however much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing...' - George Orwell #WITH #NCSTATE c/o '82
David Darnell Jr
@DavidDarne5112
Pray Dance Build Fight You are the resistance
AI Generated Productions
@AIGenPro
Weโre a media company that specializes in high quality entertainment generated by AI. @AIGenStudios
Identifies as a Pirate
@BobGagliano
Patriot. Conservative Catholic. Preferred pronouns: dude/dude. I donโt hate anyone, but I sure donโt like fascists. I follow back real people.