Blocking traffic not only dissuades people from taking you and your pet concern seriously, it often turns them against you. When you prevent Mr. and Mrs. Average Citizen from getting to work, or to the doctor, you become the asshole. Stop being assholes.

Me: Why did everyone I ran into today ask me if I'm doing okay?
Mr. Mason: Um, Joanne, your skirt is on backwards.

Me: ok well yeah that makes sense

Oh great, Jeffrey Toobin is trending again. What did he pull this time?

I know, I know, I'm leaving.

Courteny Love fans vs. Taylor Swift fans: The fight no adult should give a flying fuck about.

After carefully considering the concerns of one of their editors, NPR decided nah, we're fine, it's the guy asking for some integrity and journalistic standards that's the problem.

Starting the day off with a lovely cup of tea and a soul filled with existential angst.

'Pure evil' is trending, and I'm just so relieved that we're finally calling underwire bras what they are.

Home is where the heart is and also my Valium so I gotta go

On a dear friend's enthusiastic recommendation, I bought a magnifying mirror, and after removing my makeup and washing my face, I used it for the first time tonight. Needless to say, I will never see or speak to her again, as she is clearly a sociopath.

Dear guy in my DMs asking me how I can be a Christian and drink scotch:
It's actually not all that hard, but there a few steps. First, I accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior, surrendered to the Lord's will, and shared His word with others.
Then I drink scotch. See, it's easy!

Prediction: As Candace Owens slides into naked anti-Semitism to keep the grift going, it's helpful to remember she started on the left, then right, now alt-right adjacent, and when this blows up she will reemerge as a dedicated leftist once again. I mean, girl's gotta get paid.

That you accept the preposterous line 'Just asking questions' from vile, Jew hating accounts because their politics are your politics, speaks volumes about your character and about what you hold dear. And you are no friend of mine.

I know we're all shocked to discover that the savages who tortured, raped, and murdered Jews are being unreasonable in their ceasefire demands.

Was it bad form to hug the delivery guy from the bakery who just dropped of our rugelach, almond butter croissants and cinnamon rolls still warm from the oven?
Asking for someone who has ten kids and grandkids milling about, whining like survivors of a famine.

Marriage is all fun and games until someone wants to play board games.

Quick reminder that John Fetterman has shown more moral courage in his defense of Israel and Jews in six months than Chuck Shumer has in thirty years. The nerve of this absolute wanker.

I don't understand how Iran thought they could get away with this, I mean, President Biden said 'Don't' right before he went on another vacation.

May God watch over and protect the people and the state of Israel. May the allies of Israel stand by her and the Israeli people.

If you place an ad in the middle of my favorite videos I will go out of my way to never, ever buy a product of yours. I'm petty that way.

My son struggled with addiction and eventually lost his life, but addiction never made him descend into depravity, use and abuse women as sexual objects, deny his own child, or engage in large scale financial corruption. Hunter Biden's problem is that he's a wretched human being.