It is actually far better than this.

The cosmos exists to reflect the glory of God.

He is literally us, bros

Their children are going to spend a night in jail and then have something to brag about, this has been a rite of passage for rich children in this country for a hundred years

He’s like a black hole of toxic snack

Wut

all of the actors have been replaced by muppets except Aragorn who is played by Nicolas Cage

Teaching her how to back out now so she doesn’t end up like my mom

An absurd Potemkin Village 'civil rights' movement that sacrifices the safety and privacy of one protected category of person to a manufactured category of person that anyone can identify into on the basis of nothing but their say so

Ryan out here doing the lords work by trying to preserve this franchise.

'I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. If by life, or death, I can save you I will.' ~ Aragorn, The Fellowship of the Ring

“Two tickets to Challengers, please”

The bottom left looks like he/they thinks crazy ladies are snacks

Elijah the Middleborne I will probably never be named Elf Friend, as I dreamt as a teen, but perhaps I can be 'Ginger Friend.' I will post in the real world as I can.

Church Leaders Get Russell Brand Up To Speed On Christian Theology With 'VeggieTales' Marathon buff.ly/44oUmgF