I’ve been saying this for years. WIC is where it’s at. The Food Stamp program should only allow food purchases from the WIC list.

Too perfect not to repost

I think Putin is a totalitarian prick. I think Zelensky is an ungrateful little shit.

Objectively, this is funny.

Can someone explain why Just Stop Oil has such a big hard on for the company trying to lead the way out of oil dependency? This is the Mind Virus at work clearly.

Is now a good time to tell you all I’m going to Thailand next month for some yoga…?

This is exactly why I gave up religion. Devaluing truth in the name of gas lit results.

Yup

Best right field assist I’ve ever seen.

Funny

Your move Jomboy

This game happens this week btw.

Old men love to play their dorky jewel iPhone games at the airport with the phone volume at max.

Please bring back Dave O'Brien. I promise never to say another bad word about him. #dirtywater

Kinda hilarious the Red Sox are underdogs tonight against the Yankees. Yes I know we’ve beaten them 72 straight times. But would the Globetrotters ever be underdogs vs the Wash Generals? Two different classes of ball clubs.

Only one ballpark in MLB that Volpe hit isn't a home run

One of the things I am most ashamed of is scrolling instagram and never tapping the like button, even after I actually like something. I’m basically the ghost of engagement—silently haunting everyone’s content with zero support.

The worst part of my day every day is deleting all of the voicemails I get from robots offering me loans for the small business I don’t own.