The only reason I love voicemail: when calling an unsuccessful applicant post interview.

"Efficiencies," I shouted, pumping my fist in the air as a surge of sewer water carried me down King. A woman in a submerged car nodded. As the fire department pulled her from a would-be watery grave, she gratefully exclaimed, "keep my property tax at or below inflation!" #topoli

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Hey Ryerson Students! We are hiring support and server positions! Ram in the Rye / Oakham Cafe / SCC Conference Services We are a super fun and supportive unionised workplace, and we are really flexible with your student class schedules.... ryersonstudentcentre.ca/jobs

#tbt “turning Allen keys makes me feel in control” An Honest Lesbian Relationship youtu.be/icNtxdunH34 via YouTube

Every one of these comments is gold. 😂

one way to respond to councillor mammoliti's racist garbage is to defeat him in october's election. school trustee Tiffany Ford, MBA 🇨🇦 is running against him, and she can win with your support. donate and volunteer tiffanyford2018.ca/contribute/

Do co-ops ever pay? I thought if you were doing it for credit you were doing it for free. Anyone?

McCain’s grand funeral underscored a fact that is often lost about Washington these days. The city is much more bipartisan, in some respects, than it has ever been, more united than it may currently seem, in its hatred of Donald Trump. nyer.cm/JpKKjcd

Judge overturns Ford government's bill to slash the size of Toronto City Council. Full reaction this half hour on Metro Morning.

Today, Missy Elliott’s funky white sister met her sister. Watch more on Ellentube: ellen.tv/2NKor5k

One L mofos!

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

My friend is smart and funny 😍

When someone tells you to disregard but you’re way ahead of them.

looking for a @VirgoCX referral - $30 for both of us!

I’ve been looking out for this movie on all my streaming apps and Netflix finally has it. I remember this movie being ridiculous but I’m thrilled to see how poorly it has aged. netflix.com/us/title/60033…