An old man was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walk in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Framber Valdez really said this after his no-hitter 👀🍿

I faced an L the other day. It cost me $20,000. The cold hard truth of entrepreneurship is that it's fucking hard. You're going to make mistakes. And sure, you can pretend you're some "Alpha Lone Wolf" type. But that ain't me. And to be honest, that shit is cringe.

Don't worry if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck' You're still using fowl language.

IF YOU FEEL STUCK IN LIFE, OPEN THIS. - Thread -

The OLD American dream: •Stressed out “important” office job. •Climbing the endless corporate ladder. •Luxury cars (only 71 more payments & you’ll own it!) •Huge house filled with stuff. The NEW American dream: •Fit & healthy. •Content & grateful. •Home full of

Crowd silencer. Noise maker. 🤫

"Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events, Small minds discuss people." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You're going to suffer through one of two things in life: either the pain of discipline or the pain of disappointment." - Nick Saban

You'll never know how beautiful your life can be if you're not willing to be uncomfortable.

IF YOU FEEL STUCK IN LIFE, OPEN THIS. - Thread -

5 years old - Dad knows everything! 7 years old - Dad knows. 10 years old - Maybe dad doesn’t know?! 12 years old - Dad doesn’t know. 14 years old - Dads gone crazy! 16 years old - Can’t take dad seriously. 18 years old - What does dad know?! 22 years old - Dads

Happiness isn’t found in acquiring MORE. It’s found in developing the capacity to enjoy having LESS. Blessings are everywhere around you. Train your mind to focus on them & your life will 100x.

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no

Isaiah Pacheco on 2nd down

Your income increases relative to the number of times you say "fuck it I'll figure it out."

Making scratchers fun 😂😂😂

12 Hard truths on life and psychology: 1.

Until they have a losing record there - I would like to publicly support it.

Nothing great ever happened from playing it safe If you have a dream chase it It won’t happen all at once, but if you take daily action it can happen Don’t be the person who never tried The world has enough of those people