You've been asking about the John Lewis advert, well here it is... @TwitterUK gave me a starring role in my very own Christmas #ad #NotARetailStore

PLAN FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS 1. Do one press up 2. Scream into the void 3. Read a "book" (pizza menu) 4. Scream into the void 5. Start a new hobby (sit down showers) 6. Scream into the void 7. Resist urge to cut own hair 8. Scream into the void 9. Toast 10. Scream into the void

We’re excited that x - Pittsburgh Penguins hockey is back and training camp started at PPG Paints Arena. Time to paint the town black and gold again!

Boston Dynamics robots dance to 'Do you love me'

Thank you @KatyPerry for lighting up the night with your sparkling performance of "Firework." 🎇 #Inauguration2021

Weetabix Heinz UK & Ireland Beans have no authority here, no authority AT ALL

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge

It was great to be back in Batley & Spen today with our candidate Cllr Ryan Stephenson. He has a fantastic plan to secure more jobs, deliver more investment and get more police on the streets in Batley & Spen. This Thursday, vote for Ryan Stephenson.

9. Jack Russells The dog of choice for both the Prime Minister and the future King, this breed has made it into the inner circle

TBT to MINExpo 2021! We look forward to our next event where we can connect with you all. Thanks to everyone for stopping by to learn about our sustainable power solutions. For NEW resources go to bit.ly/3meTw0q #sustainablepower #renewables #MINExpo #mine21

Yellow may be in our blood, but it's all about the customer. Learn how these custom paint solutions came to life to honor a milestone and improve safety: bit.ly/3IHnoNs

Proposal to move Christmas to a season less likely to be the peak of a respiratory disease pandemic

What types of cheese did they have? #cheeseandwine #downingstreet

WORKING FROM HOME 2020: Smiling on video calls 3 cups of tea a day “Sorry Steve, you’re on mute. We all do it” 2021: Straight-faced on video calls 12 cups of tea “You’re on mute, Steve” 2022: Camera permanently off 25 coffees straight into your veins “IT'S ONE BUTTON, STEVE”

#DYK Cat Reman isn’t the same thing as a rebuild? Remanufactured Cat parts are disassembled, cleaned, inspected, salvaged, reassembled & rigorously tested for like-new performance at our factories across the globe. Learn more at bit.ly/3wFqyO9. #CatReman #RETHINKREMAN

Olympics 2028? 💧

Literally the Queen and Paddington What an opening ! #partyatthepalace BBC One

Hey virginatlantic Can you share an update on VS231 - due to fly at 11:35 and still no gate? No updates available