Merry Christmas, everyone! I mean Happy Christmas! Damn it!

Love it. But that's not my tree. And you spelled program wrong. @johnlewisretail

My new favorite phrase is 'life can be a bowl of toenails'. @johnlewisretail

You're crackers if you think I'm that generous. But @johnlewisretail is.

You're welcome. It was the least I could do. Well, actually, not doing it was the least I could do. @johnlewisretail

The Christmas gnome in all his glory! So cool! @johnlewisretail

I am often ashamed, but not for that. @johnlewisretail

I'm torn. Seems like they would know better. But I love cookies, so...

I've had some interesting Christmas trees before, but...
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Whatever will I do without my #BlueCheckMark ??? My identity is destroyed. I have no reason to go on.

I've spent ten minutes trying and failing to understand the words written here. @johnlewisretail

I'll see what I can do, but @johnlewisretail might have more of a say. BTW, your tweet does not seem particularly happy-go-lucky.

Who doesn't love a teddy bear? I know @johnlewisretail does.

I'm always willing to help with that particular activity. @johnlewisretail

This is a VERY secret Santa, given that I don't know about him and he's giving away my vouchers. @johnlewisretail

I think it's a great ad. One of their best. Made by not me. @johnlewisretail

Thank you. I did my best. So did @johnlewisretail.

Pressure to behave well was instilled in me as a young lad. @johnlewisretail

I AM a fun shopping companion! Where should we go? Maybe @johnlewisretail

That IS totally great. Even greater for John Lewis.