Did Trump pardon the whole turkey or just the white meat?

Finally! Running the government like a business pays off..... Trump is a “businessman” alright- fucks over his suppliers & his customers and then whines about how hard his life is. What a POS

The Memorial to the USS Arizona and her valiant crew. Their fate was but a few hours away. 79 years ago tonight. #PearlHarbor79

Deadliest days in American history: 1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000 2. Antietam - 3,600 3. 9/11 - 2,977 4. Last Thursday - 2,861 5. Last Wednesday - 2,762 6. Last Tuesday - 2.461 7. Last Friday - 2,439 8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

.Pat Toomey (US Sen. ret.) and Senator Mitt Romney could reign in the madness of the GOP overnight: Announce your exit from the party, and immediately deprive it of the majority in the U.S. Senate. It's way past time to show true backbone. Words are easy. Action matters. #TexasLawSuit #CivilWar

If you insult my wife again, and tell everyone my Dad killed JFK, I'll not only lick both your balls, I'll offer to argue a case in front of the Supreme Court for you - Ted Cruz

To my colleagues who signed this amicus brief: You have a responsibility to lead and protect our Republic and all who call her home. 1/4

RIP Tiny ‘1st and 10’ on HBO was never fully appreciated for what it was. Like a boss!

Republicans crowing about "bailing out" Democratic states forget that it's the Democratic states that pay for all the services in the Republican states, year after year. The four states w the biggest NET contributions to the federal government each year: 1. NY 2. NJ 3. MA 4. CT

This is Cake. He’s an ice skating legend. Saw this branch back there and couldn’t just leave it. 14/10 appreciates you waiting for him

I’m beginning to think we might never see Trump’s healthcare plan.

The next stimulus check is actually just a one year membership for the jelly of the month club.

Rolling with the Broncos! Watch #BUFvsDEN TODAY at 4:30pm ET on NFL Network!

FINALLY clothing for those of us with cold arms and hot tits

Trump’s pardons to shield Manafort and Stone - after dangling the idea to persuade them not to tell Mueller what they know about him - is open corruption the pardons don’t discredit the national security questions about Trump’s conduct w/Russia the pardons affirm them

People who deactivated Facebook in a study were happier afterward, reporting higher levels of life satisfaction and lower levels of depression and anxiety. That change is equal to about 25-40% of the beneficial effect typically reported for psychotherapy trib.al/pt2iTCx

It’s time to ban Members of Congress & other senior officials from owning or trading any company stocks while in office. They can put their savings in conflict-free investments like mutual funds, or they can pick a different line of work. #EndCorruptionNow thehill.com/homenews/senat…

.Chuck Schumer is a lovely man, and good Senator for the state of NY, but he needs to step down as leader, whether we are minority or majority. We need a wartime leader, and he is just not that. Put Klobuchar or Duckworth in charge and let them take on evil McConnell.

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