People need to pass a test in order to use any social media. #IfYoureDumbYouShouldntBeOnline

Happy Fourth of July! I have decided to throw a big 4th BLOW OUT! I’ll have dry snacks, Chopin’s hottest hits, and of course my good friend Michiko Kakutani doing a live reading of her most scathing book reviews! What more could you ask 4 (!) in a 4th of July party 🎉 🎊 🎈!

I manage 3 Twitter accounts and I was alerted about this 3 times… AND IT WASNT ENOUGH 😁

On Sunday I’m doing a live reading at Outfest! directed by THE Darren Stein and written by Damon Royster. Come thruuu!

My BETRAYER of a brother Niles came to my home and had the audacity to stand - ARMS AKIMBO - and accuse me of defamation of character! He can serve all the subpoenas he wants, but if the scarlet letter fits ya better wear it Hester!

Maybe this war with Niles is affecting me. I led a therapy group for couples dealing with a cheating spouse. I called it “You, Me, & Adultery.” I shared all of my current relationship thoughts post my bf sleeping with my b…(rother) Every couple is now filing for divorce. #Slay

Visited Chicago this last week and I forgot how BIG seltzer culture was out here. I may be poorer in L.A. but at least I leveled up on my basicness.

In the latest Chase Smith Podcast I interview Damon Royster of Podcast 616! Presented by Uproar Coaching 🎙 Marvel Phase 4 Ranks 🎙 Marvel Phase 5 and 6 🎙 Marvel + SNL? 🎙 Other absurdity podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… The Press Play Podcast Network #P3 #Marvel #MCU

Wait… there’s a Jason Lannister? #thehouseofthedragon #thehouseofgucci

Oprah walking out with an Emmy to explain to people what an Emmy is May seem silly… but I know a pivot into becoming prop comic when I see one. #Emmys

So this scene causes boners AND Emmy wins. #LoveTom #Emmys

When Val finally gets her hands on Vibranium. #WakandaForever

It sucks not knowing Jerry Springers actual final thoughts.

I swear - I only joined Sniffies because I thought it was a site to share allergy grievances! And yes I realize now that I shouldn’t have put in my profile that “I was in need of a good blow!” I MEANT MY NOSE!

In my Victorian era.

Last night was amazing

Whelp… haven't posted on the ole X for a while, but why not - I’m making a movie 🎥! The Indie GoGo campaign fundraiser for SURGEONS is now LIVE for 3 more days #shortfilm #queercinema #blackdirector #Pride indiegogo.com/projects/surge…

I better go superviral for this...

Kamala Harris is hittin America hard with the best friend after a breakup angle. “You deserve better! Dump his ass” #WeDeserveBetter #Election2024 #MadamePresident

Barbara Streisand bursting into song is the most Black funeral shit I’ve ever seen at #TheOscars