You fucking what? Who? Anyone understand this headline?

The NHS Nurse who treated Boris Johnson has resigned. She saved his life; he gave her a risible 1% pay ‘rise’. Then he raised her tax payments.

Hot off the presses open.spotify.com/album/2D0dp7JJ…

one whole week of “The Meteor” and the support so far has been unreal!! We can’t thank everyone who has listened to, shared and told us what they think about our debut EP so far this week. We’re Looking forward to releasing our next tune already - thanks again for everything☄️ x

June's New Noise Roundup is 🔥 🔥 🔥 Featuring me + deboe, Guise, Mondo Trasho, Twenty Twenty, Minor Key Comedy, @bandmurmurs CRAWLERS & Alan O'Hare liverpoolnoise.com/new-noise-june…

How the fuck can anyone listen to Black Midi and think “yeah quality music this 5 stars”

We only have 2 weeks left to stop the Tories selling our personal NHS patient data without proper consultation. They’re not doing this to support genuine research, they’re monetising our info which will end up in the hands of private insurance companies #WeOwnIt #KeepNHSPublic

Minor Key Vandalism

Match ball delivered by remote control car??????? Who’s driving it #EURO2020

Alexander’s staff member abducting bootleg Joe Exotic with his proud dad, flanked by their hairy pet crackhead

Five years ago today a home grown fascist murdered a left wing MP, and the media seem to have collectively forgotten this devastating event when it comes to political discourse. RIP Jo Cox ❤️

If you had told me a decade ago that a Labour MP would be murdered by a fascist and it would change almost nothing about the way our politics is conducted, or the ends it deems legitimate, I would have struggled to believe you. But here we are.

Thanks to Miss Rona we've had to move our gig at Alexander's from the 21st of June to the 19th of July, we hope you can still make it, thoughts and prayers x

Never thought I’d have to google “DC Batman eating pussy controversy explained” before, but there’s a first time for everything I guess

merch day

Who are they trying to fool?

just us waiting to be a band again

Since apparently Marxism is trending, good job comrade footballers!

Operation get me to a Tempesst gig

'It's not one rule for him and his elite chums and another for the rest of us plebs.' A furious Tanmanjeet Singh Dhesi rages at out 'sycophantic, spineless, hypocritical ministers' who've defended breaching Covid rules. #PMQs