they really have it all figured out don’t they

Loveeeee looking at my calendar, like kind of obsessed with it

I got at least 6 compliments on my goodwill sweater last night, feeling brand new!

do you think the shampoo bottle and the conditioner bottle are real friends or just work friends?

Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking

tea time is sooo back

I just overheard my ~younger coworker say she didn’t know who Michael Jackson was until he died AHHHH

looking for a sign and i think i found one

hearing aperture in a bar in NY rn just feels right

Someday i’m gonna be barricade to punxsutawney phil

I was a bodega cat in another life

I’ve been ziggin’ when I should’ve been zaggin’

I’m just going to assume every song is a remake these days

Here’s to women who change the room when they walk in. #InternationalWomensDay

Me and the newark airport are like THIS 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

God bless the Fountain Square Dairy Queen.

The three G’s - golfing, gambling, and girls!