I wanna invest in an ice cream truck but for hot wings, I’ll call it wings on wheels. When I roll through neighborhoods I’ll play “Right Thurr” to let folks know I’m outside!

The navy should actively recruit people who cannot swim because they will be much more dedicated to defending a ship

It's all fun and games until it's 404 in your hair

Lmaoooo I almost did it yesterday too

Yea that window feature is something else actually

This is definitely the devils trike

Buy that desktop

Damn

Bro wait until you have a Dr. Pepper it’s even better

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

Ryan Reynolds says he wants a gritty Logan style farewell film for Wesley Snipes’s Blade. “He’s my Marvel father,” Reynolds joked, paying tribute to the original Daywalker.

Murder is illegal

Tony soprano

ra’s al ghul

Shutup bitch we love you

“I’m rich”

Being a good girl

I would ugly cry

Me: “I wish I could here “I Wonder” for the first time one more time” Dementia me 50 years later: “Man this that shit!” Be careful what you wish for!