Arthur here to rescue your timeline

Security is tight

The problem is simple: when care workers aren't respected, protected and paid, we can't give those we care for the support they need. On July 13, we’re joining together to demand Congress invest in us. seiu.co/JobsCareJustice #CareIsEssential H/T susanne lamb

Don’t forget, Francis Scott Key is a huge hack and stole the melody from British song already popular in America #StarSpangledBanner

Why do we shorten baggage to bags but not luggage to lugs??

The new Spider-Man movie passes the Bodega Cat Test. Peter interacts with a bodega cat that has a name (Murph) and appears in two scenes

Rice cake is a misnomer, it should be called a rice disc

I only spent 20min on this, but I felt strongly that "Despacito" could be más despacito #despacito #slowly soundcloud.com/user-536825164…

In my understanding (only having seen the first episode) there seems to be one throne, but multiple games? Games of Throne seems more apt

Don't look at the eclipse with your eyes; look with your heart, but your heart still has to wear those glasses so be careful either way

Billy Joel's mother's maiden name is Nyman, do with that what I will

Important phrases when learning Swedish:

The scariest thing I’ve seen this Halloween season are tiny plastic skeletons that DON’T glow in the dark

Guys. I'm here to red-pill you all. You've never heard the actual Monster Mash. You've just heard a record *about* the Monster Mash. Yeah.

.nathan fielder Really enjoyed watching you take a bite out of the Big Apple tonight, thanks!

Little known fact: the name Sally is short for Salad

I did the music for this! x.com/windows/status…

Full version: youtu.be/LZp16vUgP70

Imagine “Imagine Dragons” Dragons

Monkey’s Paw of the Magi: when you cut off your monkey’s paw to give it to your wife but she got a wristwatch for your monkey