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David Juurlink

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Internal Medicine, Clinical Pharmacology/Toxicology and drug safety research @Sunnybrook and @UofTMedicine. Inexplicably fortunate husband.

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10. Before ordering a urine drug screen, place the index finger of your dominant hand in a stapler and press down firmly. If you still want to order one thereafter, go right ahead. / end (additions welcome)