Dave Brubeck Quartet - Take Five When cool jazz can’t get any cooler…

Because nobody is coming to help you. You’re all you’ve got.

Be addicted to staying low-key.

American takeout summed up: “it’s just going to ask you a quick question on the screen” -stares at you in awkward silence

If we stop having baby humans, there will be no more humanity

Coco Gauff writing “RIP TikTok USA 💔” on the lens after her win 😭😭

American Tiktokers are flocking to the new CCP app Rednote where they’re getting fed propaganda about how great life in China is

Dave Chappelle ended his SNL stand-up with a personal plea to President Trump. "Whether people voted for you or not, they're all counting on you. Please, all of us, do better next time. Don't forget your humanity, & have empathy for displaced people, whether they're in the

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump’s night isn’t over just yet. At 12:28 AM he FIRED Mark Milley 🔥 GOOD RIDDANCE, GOD IT FEELS GOOD “YOU’RE FIRED”

We caught Larry Fink, the CEO of BlackRock, on the streets of Davos today. We grilled him for nine minutes as his bodyguards tried to push us away. Fink panicked and started taking photos of our faces — a bizarre attempt to threaten us. It didn’t work.

"If Evil People hate you, well, you might be doing something right." -Elon Musk

President of Argentina, Javier Milei, Defends Elon Musk: "Elon Is Not a Nazi, You Leftard Sons of B*tches." "Elon Musk is one of the most important men in history, driving human progress at incredible speed and always standing up for freedom in its purest form for everyone. He

🚨 The Globalists Are Terrified 🚨 In Davos, the WEF elites are in full panic mode. You can hear it in their trembling voices—their grip on power is slipping. The election of President Trump has sent shockwaves through their globalist stronghold, shaking the very foundation of

Rechtspopulist wer findet, dass wir zu viel Menschen aufgenommen und damit unsere Infrastruktur und Behörden überlastet haben. Keine Selbstkritik. Nichts. Gott, bin ich froh, wenn die Frau weg ist. #faeser #Aschaffenburg

A true President.

the wildest part about the deportations is apparently we just had lists with names and addresses of violent criminals like "oh yeah, pedro the rapist. he's in the apartments down on south main. loves to rape. good tenant though"

My wife asked me why I did not go to work on LLMs for more money. “I just want to save lives.” And the objective function of self-driving is saving lives and nothing else.

Liebe (verbliebene) SPD-Wähler: Kanzler Scholz hat gerade im Bundestag offiziell das wichtigste Instrument gegen illegale Migration - großflächige Grenzkontrollen und Zurückweisungen - abgelehnt. Sie wollen es nicht ändern. Sie wollen das Chaos. #Bundestag

Women want money and use "love" to get it. Men want money and use work to get it. Only men lose money for love. A woman never would. Men are the romantic ones.

HAHAHA....he can make them say anything my changing his name. With great power comes great comedy.