My dad finds out I bought a phone worth millions just because of camera quality

Kenzo: There is no day that starts with B Bebe fool: atte Birthday ?

Ghetto Kid ™🔥 The vidéo x.com/i/status/20356…

Nobody cares like a man who has not yet slept with you,he can even ask you whether you have swallowed saliva 😩😂😂😂😂

Even if I don’t explain, we all knw the meaning😂💀

Yagala akwagala🤌🤌😏

If you're 25yrs old, don't rush your wife is still in P.2 😂😂

Teacher: Please mark each other’s work and grade yourselves. Me and my boys:

9-year-old me after smoking newspapers behind our house 🤣🤣🤣

Nali manyi kefunye omulokole heartbreak njiwonye Naaye endiga kyenkoze 🥹

If your man doesn't' post you and he's posting other ladies I have bad news for you 😏 he's just using you takwagala

Me in her inbox Her: Firstly load for me data we talk Me:

Naye lwaki oba oganila ebintu ebitagwawo 🤔🤨

Women willl be like, “baby mbu onyiize?”😂😂🚮

Asking me for money this period will ruin whatever is between us😞

Men when they realize a girl rejected you

Nothing hurts like a cancelled sex appointment. 🥲🌚

Unless otherwise till Monday