That post i was eyeing to be my first banger tweet didn't reach 20 views and 4 likes

Me waiting for the lecturer to finish humiliating so that I go and sit 😭😂

When they release you for lunch and you don’t have any plans for it.

Poverty watching u buying data instead of buying land

The anger that comes with ladies on their periods should be studied about.

She sent her friend to test me and I chewed all of them 😂😂

Ekiri mu dating pool kika 😂😂

Now you know what she ment by kapati kapati 😂

Kyoka neyo simu kwebamukwanira nze yagigula😓😓😓😓.

Coca cola will put a smile on your face even if you feel pain deep down

Your serious boyfriend in 2000s🤣

Elon went with my blue badge, ani amundabiddeko

It’s weekend text your crush and be open to them , if they reject u just inform us we shall help you 👊😂😂

When you ask someone for a pen and they give you the one you lost yesterday

Coventry got relegated in 2001 and now its back Moral: always shave your hair and change clothes if u want to be back

You go for weekend marriage to be loved and end up being a maid😭