This young man is just a sexy beast!

What ruins a burger? 1) Overcooking it; 2) Stale bun; and 3) Underseasoned.

I would pay a fair amount of money to try one of these!

The Wizard of Oz had a more realistic tornado scene

This is like ... shockingly accurate.

Sure kid, it's Fat Tuesday — or as your mother calls it, Tuesday! Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I said his mother calls it Tuesday, on account of her being fat already. Heheh.

Says the Trump-pardoned crook.

Happy 95th birthday to the legendary Dominic Chianese!

Anyone want to play drinking bingo?

Boring. When's Erika fly in on a zipline with sparklers?

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner.

This is Oscar worthy! He had me at "My wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fencepost."

Let's give cats a ball to play with ... what could possibly go wrong.

"Let me explain to you guys this in simple English, okay? Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics." - Marco Rubio, Secretary of State

This should be the new Minnesota State Flag.

Will this crazy, deranged bigot now mention that this turned out to be nothing? Of course not.

This guy is an absolute menace. Apparently Izzo thinks he just inadvertently keeps kicking guys in the groin. He needs to be suspended. Fans want Michigan State star Jeremy Fears suspended immediately msn.com/en-us/sports/o…

Well, that's actually true.

😂😂

This steak is a disgusting, inedible mess. And I order steak on the rare side. This is a pile of raw, charred, and unrendered fat.