this is when you go get a diet coke

Idc what anyone says Cleveland will forever be Gotham city.

women in stem (stimming, task paralysis, emotional repression, masking)

I don’t want other cities besides Columbus to have an abandoned Wonder Bread factory

Me telling people what wine to buy

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma

meanest girl you went to high school with is posting “he is risen!!!” on her instagram story right now

They’re calling me the woke Kristi Noem

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

no he actually posted praise be to allah

surprise bitch, i bet you thought you’d seen the last of coven

shit is so bad i almost just retweeted MTG

The six best bars with outdoor seating to have your last Guinness at tonight before WWIII

tweeting like the musicians playing the violin on the Titanic.

I'm not depressed I just need to dismantle the system that requires you to have $250,000 in savings before you are allowed the stability and security to regulate your nervous system enough to stop cortisolmaxxing

This is the Acton map inshallah

we’re so back

Me asking 20 year olds if they know Lauren Conrad

twitter is cigarette for the eyes