Crocs: On Titties: Out Coors: Light Yee: Haw

Damn we wanted a Frosty season not a rainy season

Good morning everybody, let’s get this bread.

I think my mom can relate

Maybe I’ll dress up as a GMO and scare all the uneducated art majors on campus....

Nate Bahe is going to want to save this video & show it to the grandkids someday... Nebraska Wesleyan Basketball

my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🤠 / | / | / | |

you aren’t from the midwest unless you have one of these chairs in your house

When I say I CACKLED Sloane Paxton 😂😂😂

Missing: Hey has anyone seen Sloane Paxton?? Haven’t seen any videos of her on barstool or any social media doing something dumb in a while. Just checking to see if she is still out there. Let me know if you find her.

Missing Person Details: Name: Sloane Logan Tiarks Diet: Natural Light and worms Last seen: cruising down 10th street in her heelys If found return to Rodney.

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

Good Morning