“wyd tonight?” first of all, i’m already in bed

But why leave when you can sit at the same bar every night and talk shit on the ones who did??

Dawg. Hang it up. And also, if you want your student debt cancelled, get a job.

Runnin down dreams but runnin out of time

Ope

You are who you hangout with 🚮

If corn hits $10 I’m putting auto steer on my mower

I’m a slut for tacos

you need friends who would mention your name in a room full of opportunities

The amount I say "the wife said no" to things on Facebook market place when I decide I don't want them is astounding....anyway future wife im sorry in advance

I'm working hard now so my future daughters don't have to text some scrub ass dude "can we go on your boat this weekend?"

He’s a 6 but will treat you like a 90s country love song

You may be from the Midwest if the guard rails in the median of an interstate are actually round bales...

Why are we not seeing any mom on mom Oklahoma drill footage out of this?!

Women will find any excuse to write a Venmo username on the back of a vehicle

Ope

A little snow on the ground atleast makes for a good pic

He’s on “🚫 do not play this artist” in this car

Bro, That 90’s show is so bad

No matter what you do to this building, everyone knows it used to be a Pizza Hut. This is what the trans community fails to understand.