in class: 2+2=4 exam: Kevin has 13 dead hookers in his hotel room, he spins one on a roulette table and tries to land the ball in its mouth, the hooker flies out of the hotel room window and ricochets off a telephone pole into an uncovered manhole. How much money did Kevin win?

You call this a PRNDL?? This is NOT a PRNDL!!

Space Jelly #MakeAMovieTitleEvenBetter

I just want her to notice me like damn I'm trying hard man

Fuck everyone man

Wcw goes out to all of M'ladies

Late Mcw goes out to my dude BILL NYE THO and everyone else EXCEPT for that stingray that killed Steve Irwin

Lowkey thinkin Willy Wonka was a prime suspect of The Great Depression. Dude was putting everybody out of a job.

1 Dollar Playdoh Dildo Zoie B

Senioritis hitting me hard and 1 year early.

50% Of the time when I get on Twitter its full of Cooking or Video Game content The other 50% is usually Porn related content....

A sleep induced coma sounds great right now.

Mom: where all your money went? Me:

#MyOreoCreation #Contest My Oreo idea is Neapolitan Ice Cream flavor! Strawberry, Vanilla and Chocolate together as the icing!

Goals af NappyTHEGREAT

you: watermelon me, an intellectual: summer pumpkin

Flicc of the wrist, abrakadabra, poof! Ur girl is mine 😈🐇