Admit it, yall like Euphoria cause Fez reminds you of Mac Miller

paul rudd is so cute and I don’t mean that he’s hot I literally mean cute like I want to bake him cookies and pinch his cheek and call him a rascal

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

as a former fetus, i can confidently confirm that i would not have known nor cared if i was aborted

I apologize if i ever was a toxic person in your life, i'm maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me

why is being a girl so damn expensive

It is hard to imagine anyone suffering through this economy right now could ever vote democrat. I don't understand how you buy food, gas, or pay for utilities and still say you're proud you voted democrat.

I think my biggest financial problem is I grew up poor asf so now that I make my own money I don’t know how to budget. I’m always gonna spend the extra penny for quality cause I can and I hate the feeling of being limited on what I can do bc of a price tag

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Biden accomplishments 1. Highest gas prices 2. Worst inflation 3. Plummeting crypto prices 4. Highest rent prices ever 5. Created new incomprehensible language If you’re reading this and voted for Biden and you still don’t regret it then you are the American problem.

I can't help but wonder if the roles were reversed and Johnny Depp had thrown bottles at Amber, sliced her finger off, admitted on tape to hitting her, bruised her face on their honeymoon, kicked a door into her head, etc. if he would be asked by morning shows to do interviews.🤔

It worked! I took a lot of heat - but what’s fair is fair! If you go through male puberty you should not be able to take medals away from females. Period. nypost.com/2022/06/19/fin…

Lord please remove any laziness or procrastination from my body because I have big dreams to make reality.

“How many shots until you black out?” Me:

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

If your partner is still bringin up old shit, maybe it’s time to sit down & talk to them about it. cause that clearly means its stuck in their head, and its been weighing heavy on their heart. Just as bad as you want them to forget, they want to forget it 10x more

Who do you think brought cocaine into the White House?