Big things, big news, big fun!

Every “wizkid” on an amateur competition show annoys me bc they have so much more free time to get good at that one thing. It’s practically their first career

I’m going to see voxtrot tonight 🥰

When I die they’ll put my body in a Waymo hearse

Rambler is the gold standard of sparky wawa

Dudes will see this and say “hell yeah”

Annual reminder that a spoonful of peanut butter will cure your hiccups I promise

Hear me out A tall boy is too much beer A pint is not too much beer

Covering tunes from the Royal Tenenbaums this evening! 7:30 at HOTEL VEGAS

Do arborists take calls from up in them branches?

Ordering olives for the table as an excuse to eat a whole jar solo

:) i coming back

didn’t ask Stephen’s permission to post this but -

Been sitting on a finished album for almost a year now and am arbitrarily releasing in in 2026. Anyone wanna do a lil collab single in the meantime?? 🤪

Realistically what percentage of The Bear’s dialogue is stuttering

They know my name at Cabo Bob‘s